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The 10 Worst Job Tips Ever

The 10 Worst Job Tips Ever

To call or not to call, that is the question.

Liz Ryan | Business Week

Nearly every day, someone sends me a bit of astounding job-search advice from a blog or a newsletter. Some of this advice seems to come directly from the planet X-19, and some of it seems to have been made up on the spot. Here are 10 of my favorite pieces of atrocious job-search advice, for you to read and ignore at all costs:

1. Don’t Wrap It Up

The Summary or Objective at the top of your résumé is the wrap-up; It tells the reader, “This person know who s/he is, what s/he’s done, and why it matters.” Your Summary shows off your writing skills, shows that you know what’s salient in your background, and puts a point on the arrow of your résumé. Don’t skip it, no matter who tells you it’s not necessary or important.

2. Tell Us Everything

Another piece of horrendous job search advice tells job-seekers to share as much information as possible. A post-millennium résumé uses up two pages, maximum, when it’s printed. (Academic CVs are another story.) Editing is a business skill, after all—just tell us what’s most noteworthy in your long list of impressive feats.

3. Use Corporatespeak

Any résumé that trumpets “cross-functional facilitation of multi-level teams” is headed straight for the shredder. The worst job-search advice tells us to write our résumés using ponderous corporate boilerplate that sinks a smart person’s résumé like a stone. Please ignore that advice, and write your résumé the way you speak.

4. Don’t Ever Postpone a Phone Screen

A very bad bit of job-search advice says “Whatever you do, don’t ever miss a phone screen! Even if you’re in the shower or or on your way to be the best man at your brother’s wedding, make time for that phone interview!” This is good advice is your job-search philosophy emphasizes groveling. I don’t recommend this approach. Let the would-be phone-screener know that you’re tied up at the moment but would be happy to speak at 7 p.m. on Thursday night, or some other convenient time. Lock in the time during that first call, but don’t contort your life to fit the screener’s schedule.

5. Don’t Bring Up Money

Do bring up money by the second interview, and let the employers know what your salary requirements are before they start getting ideas that perhaps you’re a trust-fund baby and could bring your formidable skills over to XYZ Corp. for a cool $45,000. Set them straight, at the first opportunity.


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    ismerelda

    20 days ago

    4 comments

    I find this article very confusing, since Excelle is a website owned by Monster, which is a job board, yet this article clearly suggest not to use any job boards??!!

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    ashleywool

    2 months ago

    4 comments

    There was at least one other article on this blog that did NOT recommend including an "objective," but the more I compare the two, the more I think that it's all about context. Obviously, you won't want to put "To seek out a career in blahdeblah" and you don't wanna sound stuffy but you do want to sell yourself...I think there should be a separate article about how to write a good Objective/Summary statement, if there isn't one already!

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    SusanN

    6 months ago

    2 comments

    Very good article..I agree with screening the incoming call. As a person who spent 30years as the caller - talking with someone whom you have interrupted is not using your time or theirs wisely. Use commonsense when to "reschedule" the call. Good points as to using LinkedIn and networking as tools for your follow-up and getting someone's name.

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    Stylz4Fun

    6 months ago

    8 comments

    There is a lot of good information here, but I too was surprised to see nothing about grammar or personal appearance, ect. Granted, it should be a no-brainer, but you would be surprised with what I have seen people go into interviews wearing. Even if it is Taco Bell, still dress to impress!

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    djcldnine43

    6 months ago

    108 comments

    Very enlightening. And I found the comments to be just as informational; pohpohsmom. I didn't know that the email resumes went through a computer screening process. I've been out of the job hunt for many years.

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    BetsyGray

    8 months ago

    58 comments

    I'd have to disagree about resetting the phone interview at this stage of the economy. Unless there's an overpowering reason, take that call when it comes...and let the caller know you're juggling to accommodate their call and time. Also, the job boards may drive me crazy but sometimes that will open a door.

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    businesswoman

    9 months ago

    2 comments

    Confirming appointments/meetings is always a good idea and gives a good impression. And always arrive about 5-10 minutes early.

    Don't use "fake" words like "alot" (should be 2 words) or slang in your resume.

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    borntoshop

    10 months ago

    2 comments

    Great advice - I've been on both sides of the desk for interviews over the years and this info is on the money. Only thing missing is the importance of dress code and personal presentation!

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    nyloe

    about 1 year ago

    112 comments

    I've never used corporatespeak in my resume, but I do put in some of the keywords from the job description. So if the job description has corporatespeak in it, and you have experience doing the work, then if you wnt employers to notice your resume instead of putting it in the shredder, then you have to use keywords just the way they want. (But don't lie, of course)

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    katiedid

    about 1 year ago

    2 comments

    You have GOT to be kidding me! All of these comments and not one mention of the "poor grammer" OR all of the misspelled words or "is" where "if" should have been. NOT ONE WORD. I am VERY disappionted!

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    Pohpohsmom

    about 1 year ago

    2 comments

    Unfortunately, a computer (not a human) screens resumes submitted online or forwarded by email. These computers scan documents for keywords that fit the position. If the job description says: "cross functional facilitation of multi-level teams", then you better state something similar in that resume or it won't reach the recruiter. In most cases the recruiter reads the "hits" or how many times a keyword or phrase shows up in your resume before referring it to hiring party. Yes, they look for keywords that show how many years of experience, etc.

    For those of you who consider writing an objective juvenile, try something new! Instead of objective and/or summary. Try "accomplishments". Most companies are looking for folks who can focus in on the bottom line ($$$). So dig deep and write up those instances where you saved the business money, time, or solved a problem.

    Here's a laugh about a phone screen interview: While listening to a recruiter describe their company, my brother walked passed the room and made comments about my cat who from time to time whittles near his old stinky shoes in the closet. He said: " If your cat comes in my room one more time, I'll cut off his head and feed it to the dog outside!" I tried to waive him away before he began to describe what he would do with the cat's head, but he was too emotionally wrapped up in the moment to read my nonverbal expression in time. Luckily, Pohpoh (the cat) nabbed a mouse that night and won back one of his lives.

    Good Job Hunting!

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    writerone_1965

    about 1 year ago

    2 comments

    As far as phone follow-up is concerned, in the past, I would leave an interview with a handshake and this, "How soon should I expect to hear from you?" or " May I contact you in three (3) days?" Hey, it works.
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    PetDiva

    about 1 year ago

    8 comments

    As a former legal recruiter alot of the time I told my Attorneys to leave off the Objective unless they could tailor it to the position that we were working on. Most of the Attorneys that I worked with were Intellectual Property Attorneys who had special skill sets. Most objectives were written that they were a team player goal oriented and so forth which if you were not you would not have had an Attorney position to begin with. When working with a recruiter let them get your resume to the hiring manager but make sure that you take at least 3 copies with you to the interview in a nice folder on "nice" paper. ALWAYS write a thank you note to each person that you spoke with and send it to them in regular mail...trust me it will make you stand out as very professional, you may not get the job but they will remember you. I have had clients tell me how impressed they were with getting the note.

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    careeradvisor27

    about 1 year ago

    12 comments

    Great article. When using an objective people should not write they are looking for a rewarding career. Aren't we all looking for a rewarding career?

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    SheMentor

    about 1 year ago

    114 comments

    This is terrific advice. I particularly liked item #1, about not leaving off a "Summary" section on your resume. The only thing I'd add is that if you're going to use an "Objective" statement instead of a "Summary" statement, that you make sure it does contain language in it that neatly wraps up your experience and aptitudes (not just - "here's what I want in my next job")- AND - I believe that you should think about slightly tailoring this statement for each different job opportunity (where appropriate.)

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