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10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boyfriend
Tania Khadder | Excelle
January 06, 2010
4) “I just farted”

In a man’s mind, women only use the bathroom to re-apply their lipstick (or, at the very worst, pee). They know they’re kidding themselves, but they really don’t want any physical, verbal, or olfactory indication of the contrary.
Telling him you farted means he can no longer blame the dog. Suddenly, you’re one of the guys, and not in a sexy, “I watch football and drink beer but I’m still a girly-girl” kind of way.
Sure, he’ll get over it. He may even laugh about it from time to time. But he’d still prefer that it never happened. So depending on how squeamish your guy is, you might want to wait till you’re married to be disgusting.
Telling him you farted means he can no longer blame the dog. Suddenly, you’re one of the guys, and not in a sexy, “I watch football and drink beer but I’m still a girly-girl” kind of way.
Sure, he’ll get over it. He may even laugh about it from time to time. But he’d still prefer that it never happened. So depending on how squeamish your guy is, you might want to wait till you’re married to be disgusting.
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what if you say to him that you hate him out of anger,maybe because he does not show you the love you need.
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over 2 years ago
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If your boyfriend doesn't care about your health then there's a problem in as much if you don't care about his. In a 'relationship' you care about someone...women are human, just like men. Everyone's gotta deal with it if they want to be in a relationship.
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over 2 years ago
"It's bad enough he has to hear about your [health issues]"? WTF, maybe it's a lesbian concept, but in relationships you're supposed to know each other well and care about each other's well being, this includes the other parties' health. But apparently that's a horrible unpleasant burden for straight men. I thought that men weren't that horrible, but what do I know.
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over 2 years ago
24 comments
Perhaps it would be more helpful to distinguish between things you should NEVER say to your partner, and things you should save until the relationship gets serious or long-term. For example, it's probably a bad idea to ever compare your current partner to an ex, or to gossip about your friends to him, or to be passive aggressive with him, or to insult his mom. On the other hand, hell yeah I discuss marriage and kids with my boyfriend! And you better too if your ultimate goal is to find a husband and father for your future kids rather than just someone to casually date. And if you are in a serious, long term relationship, you WILL eventually fart in front of him, or him in front of you. Or he will stink up the bathroom, or you will get sick and throw up while he holds your hair out of the way. That is when you really know you have True Love!
cjvideopro
almost 3 years ago
54 comments
I said most of these things to my guy and 8 years later we're married.
Some of these things seem really ridiculous and outdated. Most couples go through the whole "I farted" slash bowel movement thing after a few months. And in most cases, the guy is JUST AS EMBARASSED as the girl.
This seems like it was written for Cosmo, and not a "real-life" guide.
traveler357
almost 3 years ago
14 comments
People PLEASE.... You've GOT to be kidding me...
Wildelia
about 3 years ago
4 comments
Well... if you say men are only human you should realize women are human too. What if they fart ... what if they make a mistake? They are not perfect either.